My "Give A Fuck" coffee is brewing, it'll be ready in 95 years.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Why does my little brother listen to the same 2 songs all day? I mean, I don’t judge, but I’m getting tired of Country and Japanese Bubblegum Pop. He’s also singing along to them like Spongebob…
Better than what my Mom’s cock tastes like
What if everyone were cannibals? Would be all like “Hey Ima eat you!” Or like “Hey, you have a nice haircut. I bet it’d go well with Paprika!”?
Kimmi, you are the coolest girl I have never met. I will meet you one day! (And sorry for spamming your twitter a bit D:)
So I met the president today.
Hey, is that annoying person talking about abortion again??? Post this on his/her wall or whatever! Fallout always has the answer.
And no one will ever know why I found this to be really funny…
Oh mah gawd
I need to post on here more often when it’s not 5:30 AM :P
I miss my long hair :(
Jessica, why aren’t you in my my life already???? ):
Did I ever mention that I have a slight obsession with zombies? Which includes old classics from Night of the Living to the new Resident Evil: Retribution and Resident Evil 6? October needs to be here. Now.
Oh, why must you be so far away? ):
SHE MEANT EVERYTHING TO ME!!!!
YOLOUYBIROYAAC (You Only Live Once Unless You Believe In Reincarnation Or You Are A Cat)
Dear World,
Please stop comparing things of 2 different genres. You can’t compare Twilight to Titanic (for the obvious fact that Titanic fucks Twilight’s ass and we all know it but that’s besides the point) because Titanic’s main plot is a love story, and Twilight’s main plot is about vampires and there just happens to be some romance here and there. This also goes for the people who compared that one song by Beyonce about girls running the world and Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody. It is obvious which one I think is better because of the mere fact that I cannot think of the name to the first one, but nonetheless, Beyonce is more R&B/Hip-Hop while Queen is solely one of the greatest rock bands to ever live. Also, all of these things are incomparable because of the time differences. For Titanic and Twilight, it was a good 10 years or so, and Bohemian Rhapsody and the other song, over 20 years, so there’s another factor as to why you cannot compare them. I don’t know, I guess I’m just really tired of seeing all that shit, but it makes me believe that a lot of people are ignorant to those factors. I can compare Queen to Journey, but I can’t compare Mark Wahlberg to Marky Mark (Only true fans will get this joke). ANYWAY, I am done with my bitching for now I guess :P
-Sincerly,
Johnny
