My Average Human Life

Why does my little brother listen to the same 2 songs all day? I mean, I don’t judge, but...

emotionsthroughmusic — Tue, 14 May 2013 17:00:36 -0400

Why does my little brother listen to the same 2 songs all day? I mean, I don’t judge, but I’m getting tired of Country and Japanese Bubblegum Pop. He’s also singing along to them like Spongebob…

Better than what my Mom’s cock tastes like

emotionsthroughmusic — Mon, 13 May 2013 19:16:32 -0400

Better than what my Mom’s cock tastes like

What if everyone were cannibals? Would be all like “Hey Ima eat you!” Or like...

emotionsthroughmusic — Fri, 10 May 2013 08:38:27 -0400

What if everyone were cannibals? Would be all like “Hey Ima eat you!” Or like “Hey, you have a nice haircut. I bet it’d go well with Paprika!”?

Kimmi, you are the coolest girl I have never met. I will meet...

emotionsthroughmusic — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 00:11:57 -0400

Kimmi, you are the coolest girl I have never met. I will meet you one day! (And sorry for spamming your twitter a bit D:)

So I met the president today.

emotionsthroughmusic — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 17:29:51 -0400

So I met the president today.

Hey, is that annoying person talking about abortion again???...

emotionsthroughmusic — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 17:32:29 -0400

Hey, is that annoying person talking about abortion again??? Post this on his/her wall or whatever! Fallout always has the answer.

And no one will ever know why I found this to be really...

emotionsthroughmusic — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 06:04:51 -0400

And no one will ever know why I found this to be really funny…

Oh mah gawd

emotionsthroughmusic — Sat, 11 Aug 2012 05:32:06 -0400

I need to post on here more often when it’s not 5:30 AM :P

I miss my long hair :(

emotionsthroughmusic — Sat, 04 Aug 2012 14:47:59 -0400

I miss my long hair :(

Jessica, why aren’t you in my my life already???? ):

emotionsthroughmusic — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 15:37:44 -0400

Jessica, why aren’t you in my my life already???? ):

Did I ever mention that I have a slight obsession with zombies?...

emotionsthroughmusic — Thu, 26 Jul 2012 00:01:07 -0400

Did I ever mention that I have a slight obsession with zombies? Which includes old classics from Night of the Living to the new Resident Evil: Retribution and Resident Evil 6? October needs to be here. Now.

Oh, why must you be so far away? ):

emotionsthroughmusic — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 19:07:05 -0400

Oh, why must you be so far away? ):

SHE MEANT EVERYTHING TO ME!!!!

emotionsthroughmusic — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 18:27:38 -0400

SHE MEANT EVERYTHING TO ME!!!!

YOLOUYBIROYAAC (You Only Live Once Unless You Believe In...

emotionsthroughmusic — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 00:51:23 -0400

YOLOUYBIROYAAC (You Only Live Once Unless You Believe In Reincarnation Or You Are A Cat)

Dear World,

emotionsthroughmusic — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 23:31:26 -0400

Please stop comparing things of 2 different genres. You can’t compare Twilight to Titanic (for the obvious fact that Titanic fucks Twilight’s ass and we all know it but that’s besides the point) because Titanic’s main plot is a love story, and Twilight’s main plot is about vampires and there just happens to be some romance here and there. This also goes for the people who compared that one song by Beyonce about girls running the world and Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody. It is obvious which one I think is better because of the mere fact that I cannot think of the name to the first one, but nonetheless, Beyonce is more R&B/Hip-Hop while Queen is solely one of the greatest rock bands to ever live. Also, all of these things are incomparable because of the time differences. For Titanic and Twilight, it was a good 10 years or so, and Bohemian Rhapsody and the other song, over 20 years, so there’s another factor as to why you cannot compare them. I don’t know, I guess I’m just really tired of seeing all that shit, but it makes me believe that a lot of people are ignorant to those factors. I can compare Queen to Journey, but I can’t compare Mark Wahlberg to Marky Mark (Only true fans will get this joke). ANYWAY, I am done with my bitching for now I guess :P
-Sincerly,
Johnny

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emotionsthroughmusic — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 21:30:47 -0400

i love you

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 21:18:35 -0400

HE WANTS THE D!!

Send me shit!

emotionsthroughmusic — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 19:29:46 -0400

I should start something where people send me death threats. The most interesting death threat gets really nothing, but I’ve been receiving a lot lately, so bring it bitches :)
The link is: http://myaveragehumanlife.tumblr.com/ask

You racist fuck.. Don't put racist in quotation marks cause that picture was racist. I hope you enjoy your night,

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 21:58:12 -0400

Oh ok, I’ll make sure to remember that next time I give a fuck

I want to slit your throat and shit in the wound.

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 21:18:05 -0400

Mmmm sounds tasty. 2 guys, 1 slit? ;)